I Slit The Sheet The Sheet I Slit

Rhymes and poems

I slit the sheet,
The sheet I slit
and on the slitted sheet I sit.

Sister Suzie's sewing socks for soldiers
Sock for soldiers sister Suzie sews,
If sister Suzie's sewing socks for soldiers,
Where're the socks for soldiers sister Suzie sews?

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Sheets of slit material suitable for bending also are disclosed. A method for precision bending of a sheet of material ( 31,41,61,91,231 ) along a bend line ( 35,45,62-66,96,235 ) and the resulting sheet are disclosed.

Sarah, Sarah, sits in her Chevy;
When she shifts she sips her Schlitz,
and when she sips her Schlitz she shifts.

Betty Botter bought a bit of butter. 'But,' she said, 'this butter's bitter!
If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter!'
So she bought a bit of butter better than her bitter butter,
And she put it in her batter, and her batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.

A canner can can anything that he can,
But a canner can't can a can, can he?

A certain young fellow named Beebee
Wished to marry a lady named Phoebe
'But,' he said. 'I must see
What the minister's fee be
Before Phoebe be Phoebe Beebee'

To sit in solemn silence on a dull dark dock
In a pestilential prison with a lifelong lock
Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck would chuck wood?
A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck
If a woodchuck would chuck wood.

How much Zen would a Zen master master
If Zen master could master all the Zen?
A Zen master would master all the Zen he could master
If a Zen master should master all the Zen

One smart fellow, he felt smart
Two smart fellows, they felt smart
Three smart fellows, they all felt smart

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers
How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?

A tutor who tooted the flute
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot
Said the two to the tutor
'Is it tougher to toot
Or to tutor two tooters to toot?'

A mother to her son did utter
'Go, my son, and shut the shutter'
'The shutter's shut' the son did utter
'I cannot shut it any shutter!'

Tongue-Twister Limericks!

A tutor who tooted a flute,
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor,
'Is it harder to toot, or
To tutor two tooters to toot?'
—Submitted by Chris DeSantis
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• A cricket critic
• A black bug's blood
• Irish wristwatch
• Legend tripping
• Liril
• Red lorry, yellow lorry
• Variants
  • Red leather, yellow leather
  • Red welly, yellow welly
• Road-roller
• Upper roller, lower roller
• Rubber baby buggy bumpers
• Toy boat
• Unique New York
• Stupid Superstition

I Slit The Sheet The Sheet I Slit Upon The Slitted Sheet I Sit

Other phrases

• A Kentukian named Knott could not knit, so Knott invented a knitter called the Knott Knitter, but the Knott Knitter would not knit knots. One day while Knott was not knitting on the Knott Knitter, Knott invented an attachment for the Knott Knitter called the Knott Knitter Knotter. When Knott attached the Knott Knitter Knotter to the Knott Knitter, no man could knit knots like Knott knit on the Knott Knitter.
  —Thank you Vicki Hobbs
• Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead.
• 'Are you copper-bottoming 'em my man?' 'No, I'm aluminuming 'em ma'am.'
• The black bloke's back brake block broke.
• A box of biscuits, a box of mixed biscuits, and a biscuit mixer
• He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
• Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie.
• I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon a slitted sheet I sit.
• The Leith police dismisseth thee. The Leith police dismisseth us.
• A proper cup of coffee from a copper coffee pot
• Round and round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran.
• The sixth sick sheikh's sixth sheep's sick.
• 'We reweave rips' (A sign in the window of a tailor's shop.)
• The winkle ship sank and the shrimp ship swam.
• An old seabear sits on the pier and drinks a pint of beer.
• Three sweet switched Swiss witches watch three washed Swiss witch Swatch watch switches. Which sweet switched Swiss witch watches which washed Swiss witch Swatch watch switch?
• One was a racehorse, Two was one too. One won a race, Two won one too.
• She sells sea shells on the sea shore. The shells she sells are sea shells, I'm sure.

I Slit The Sheet The Sheet I Slit And On The Slitted Sheet I Sit

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HALF BED SHEETS | SPLIT THE SHEETS

BED TOO HOT, BED TOO COLD, BED JUST RIGHT

I have found one of the biggest difficulties sharing a bed with someone is maintaining a comfortable body temperature. My girl likes the bedroom to be a freezer and the sheets to be the coldest cotton known to mankind. She leaves the window open all winter. Me on the other hand, I like my bed to be toasty warm. We do not seem to be able to find a compromise. Then today I had this amazing idea for an invention 'Half Bed Sheets'. I envisioned crisp and cold on one side of the bed for her and fleece on the other side for me. Unfortunately my dreams of a million dollar must have invention were dashed by an amazon product page for 'Split the Sheets'.

It's important to note that the 'Split the sheets' are not for adjustable split beds.

SPLIT the SHEETS | HALF BED SHEETS

It never fails – when a couple goes to bed, one person wants to get into a cool bed and one wants to get into a warm bed. I have experienced this same dilemma over the past 30 years of marriage. My lovely wife always wanted fuzzy flannel sheets because she was cold. I always wanted cool cotton sheets because I was hot. Well, I thought I would do something about it! Lying in a puddle of sweat one night, I came up with an idea. What if there was a sheet with a seam down the center attaching cotton together with polar fleece? Yes! I thought. Finally, we could both be comfortable. Thus, Split the Sheets was born!

If you are looking for a cooler nights sleep and your partner is always chilly and wanting a fleece sheet to sleep in…you can not always split the bed but you can Split the Sheets. Finally a cool cotton sheet for one half of the bed is combined with the cozy warmth of micro fleece on the other half. The pillowcases are fleece on one side and cool 200 thread-count cotton on the flip side. This finally makes sleeping a breeze. Just flip the pillowcase over to receive the comfort you want at any time.

Split the Sheets are designed so that they can be rotated, turned or flip-flopped end-to-end. This way, it doesn't matter which person wants the warm fleece and which one wants the cool cotton, you can both be comfortable. Both the flat and fitted sheets have a seam running down the middle so that one partner can sleep warm and the other cool. In addition, Split the Sheets have deep 18-inch pockets built into the fitted sheets so they will not detach from even thicker sized mattresses or mattresses with extra cushions. Queen flat sheet 90 x 102, fitted 60 x 80 x 18, 2 pillowcases 20 x 32. King flat sheet 108 x 102, King fitted sheet 78 x 80 x 18 deep, 2 King pillowcases measure 20 x 40 each. The King set will also fit California King beds. These sheets are not for adjustable beds.

SPLIT the SHEETS | HALF BED SHEETS

I Slit The Sheet The Sheet I Slit The Jerk

It never fails – when a couple goes to bed, one person wants to get into a cool bed and one wants to get into a warm bed. I have experienced this same dilemma over the past 30 years of marriage. My lovely wife always wanted fuzzy flannel sheets because she was cold. I always wanted cool cotton sheets because I was hot. Well, I thought I would do something about it! Lying in a puddle of sweat one night, I came up with an idea. What if there was a sheet with a seam down the center attaching cotton together with polar fleece? Yes! I thought. Finally, we could both be comfortable. Thus, Split the Sheets was born!

Phrases to be repeated rapidly

• A cricket critic
• A black bug's blood
• Irish wristwatch
• Legend tripping
• Liril
• Red lorry, yellow lorry
• Variants
  • Red leather, yellow leather
  • Red welly, yellow welly
• Road-roller
• Upper roller, lower roller
• Rubber baby buggy bumpers
• Toy boat
• Unique New York
• Stupid Superstition

I Slit The Sheet The Sheet I Slit Upon The Slitted Sheet I Sit

Other phrases

• A Kentukian named Knott could not knit, so Knott invented a knitter called the Knott Knitter, but the Knott Knitter would not knit knots. One day while Knott was not knitting on the Knott Knitter, Knott invented an attachment for the Knott Knitter called the Knott Knitter Knotter. When Knott attached the Knott Knitter Knotter to the Knott Knitter, no man could knit knots like Knott knit on the Knott Knitter.
  —Thank you Vicki Hobbs
• Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead.
• 'Are you copper-bottoming 'em my man?' 'No, I'm aluminuming 'em ma'am.'
• The black bloke's back brake block broke.
• A box of biscuits, a box of mixed biscuits, and a biscuit mixer
• He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
• Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie.
• I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon a slitted sheet I sit.
• The Leith police dismisseth thee. The Leith police dismisseth us.
• A proper cup of coffee from a copper coffee pot
• Round and round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran.
• The sixth sick sheikh's sixth sheep's sick.
• 'We reweave rips' (A sign in the window of a tailor's shop.)
• The winkle ship sank and the shrimp ship swam.
• An old seabear sits on the pier and drinks a pint of beer.
• Three sweet switched Swiss witches watch three washed Swiss witch Swatch watch switches. Which sweet switched Swiss witch watches which washed Swiss witch Swatch watch switch?
• One was a racehorse, Two was one too. One won a race, Two won one too.
• She sells sea shells on the sea shore. The shells she sells are sea shells, I'm sure.

I Slit The Sheet The Sheet I Slit And On The Slitted Sheet I Sit

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HALF BED SHEETS | SPLIT THE SHEETS

BED TOO HOT, BED TOO COLD, BED JUST RIGHT

I have found one of the biggest difficulties sharing a bed with someone is maintaining a comfortable body temperature. My girl likes the bedroom to be a freezer and the sheets to be the coldest cotton known to mankind. She leaves the window open all winter. Me on the other hand, I like my bed to be toasty warm. We do not seem to be able to find a compromise. Then today I had this amazing idea for an invention 'Half Bed Sheets'. I envisioned crisp and cold on one side of the bed for her and fleece on the other side for me. Unfortunately my dreams of a million dollar must have invention were dashed by an amazon product page for 'Split the Sheets'.

It's important to note that the 'Split the sheets' are not for adjustable split beds.

SPLIT the SHEETS | HALF BED SHEETS

It never fails – when a couple goes to bed, one person wants to get into a cool bed and one wants to get into a warm bed. I have experienced this same dilemma over the past 30 years of marriage. My lovely wife always wanted fuzzy flannel sheets because she was cold. I always wanted cool cotton sheets because I was hot. Well, I thought I would do something about it! Lying in a puddle of sweat one night, I came up with an idea. What if there was a sheet with a seam down the center attaching cotton together with polar fleece? Yes! I thought. Finally, we could both be comfortable. Thus, Split the Sheets was born!

If you are looking for a cooler nights sleep and your partner is always chilly and wanting a fleece sheet to sleep in…you can not always split the bed but you can Split the Sheets. Finally a cool cotton sheet for one half of the bed is combined with the cozy warmth of micro fleece on the other half. The pillowcases are fleece on one side and cool 200 thread-count cotton on the flip side. This finally makes sleeping a breeze. Just flip the pillowcase over to receive the comfort you want at any time.

Split the Sheets are designed so that they can be rotated, turned or flip-flopped end-to-end. This way, it doesn't matter which person wants the warm fleece and which one wants the cool cotton, you can both be comfortable. Both the flat and fitted sheets have a seam running down the middle so that one partner can sleep warm and the other cool. In addition, Split the Sheets have deep 18-inch pockets built into the fitted sheets so they will not detach from even thicker sized mattresses or mattresses with extra cushions. Queen flat sheet 90 x 102, fitted 60 x 80 x 18, 2 pillowcases 20 x 32. King flat sheet 108 x 102, King fitted sheet 78 x 80 x 18 deep, 2 King pillowcases measure 20 x 40 each. The King set will also fit California King beds. These sheets are not for adjustable beds.

SPLIT the SHEETS | HALF BED SHEETS

I Slit The Sheet The Sheet I Slit The Jerk

It never fails – when a couple goes to bed, one person wants to get into a cool bed and one wants to get into a warm bed. I have experienced this same dilemma over the past 30 years of marriage. My lovely wife always wanted fuzzy flannel sheets because she was cold. I always wanted cool cotton sheets because I was hot. Well, I thought I would do something about it! Lying in a puddle of sweat one night, I came up with an idea. What if there was a sheet with a seam down the center attaching cotton together with polar fleece? Yes! I thought. Finally, we could both be comfortable. Thus, Split the Sheets was born!

If you are looking for a cooler nights sleep and your partner is always chilly and wanting a fleece sheet to sleep in…you can not always split the bed but you can Split the Sheets. Finally a cool cotton sheet for one half of the bed is combined with the cozy warmth of micro fleece on the other half. The pillowcases are fleece on one side and cool 200 thread-count cotton on the flip side. This finally makes sleeping a breeze. Just flip the pillowcase over to receive the comfort you want at any time.

Split the Sheets are designed so that they can be rotated, turned or flip-flopped end-to-end. This way, it doesn't matter which person wants the warm fleece and which one wants the cool cotton, you can both be comfortable. Both the flat and fitted sheets have a seam running down the middle so that one partner can sleep warm and the other cool. In addition, Split the Sheets have deep 18-inch pockets built into the fitted sheets so they will not detach from even thicker sized mattresses or mattresses with extra cushions. Queen flat sheet 90 x 102, fitted 60 x 80 x 18, 2 pillowcases 20 x 32. King flat sheet 108 x 102, King fitted sheet 78 x 80 x 18 deep, 2 King pillowcases measure 20 x 40 each. The King set will also fit California King beds. These sheets are not for adjustable beds.